Formula Oppo: The HAM Grand Prix of Lewis Hamilton's Ego

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
11/27/2015 at 13:43 • Filed to: fo

Welcome to the 19th and final round of the 2015 season of Oppositelock.kinja.com’s first and only Formula One weekly fantasy game, DraftDuel Formula Oppo! This week we head deep inside Lewis Hamilton’s head to find his b-b-b-big ego.

Last time on Formula Oppo,

Just kidding.

This man’s glorious mustache stood atop of the podium alongside of Nico Rosberg, the driver who only seems to win races when they don’t actually mater! Lewis claims that he got fucked on stratego again, and Vettel was happy to be on the podium again. So, Nico secured second place and Sebastian secured third. Bottas and Kimi are neck and neck for fourth.

This week it’s a race that really doesn’t mean shit for the top three of the drivers, but it means everything for the !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! With RTeeJay, SidewaysOnDirt, and jariten1781 separated by just 56 points, it could be either of them receiving the Gilded Bernie for 2015. Which means that it’ll be a different winner than last year, so whoever wins, I’ll ask for your email on an older post and send you the file to build your trophy. pirates-ecu, you may keep your 2014 trophy.

(you thought it was going to be Kanye, didn’t you.)

Your drivers:

Lewis Hamilton- Mercedes

Nico Rosberg- Mercedes

Daniel Ricciardo- Red Bull

Daniil Kvyat- Red Bull

Felipe Massa- Williams

Valtteri Bottas- Williams

Sebastian Vettel- Ferrari

Kimi Raikkonen- Ferrai

Kevin Magnussen Fernando Alonso- McLaren

Jenson Button- McLaren

Nico Hulkenberg- Force India

Sergio Perez- Force India

The Wee Baby Max Verstappen- Torro Rosso

Carlos Sainz, Jr.- Torro Rosso

Pastor Maldonado- Lotus

Romain Grosjean- Lotus

Felipe Nasr- Sauber

Marcus Ericsson- Sauber

Will Stevens- Manor

Alexander Rossi Roberto Merhi(?)- Manor

My Picks?

Q. Lewis Hamilton

1. Lewis Hamilton

2. Nico Rosberg

3. Sebastian Vettel

Curse: Fernando Alonso’s Honda can’t take the heat.

Have fun, good luck and thank you all who actively participated this year!

DISCUSSION (34)

Hot Takes Salesman > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
11/22/2015 at 12:38

Q. HAM

1. Ham

2. Vet

3. Ros

Curse: the ghost of the Hooooondaaaa Ennnnginne. Oooooooo, ooooooooo, booooooooooo

RTeeJay > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
11/22/2015 at 12:53

This may be the Hamilton Ego GP, but Rosbert will spoil the show...

Q. Rosberg

1. Rosberg

2. Hamilton

3. Vettel

Santiago of Escuderia Boricua > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
11/22/2015 at 13:09

Q. Ham

1. Ros

2. Ham

3. Vet

EL_ULY > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
11/22/2015 at 14:08

Q Ham

1 Ham

2 Ros

3 Vet

C Alo

pip bip - choose Corrour > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
11/23/2015 at 02:41

Q. Lewis

1. Nico R

2. Seb V

3. Valtteri B

curse - Lewis H

LongbowMkII > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
11/23/2015 at 17:39

Q ros
1 Ham

2 Ros

3 Massa

no curse

ttyymmnn > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
11/23/2015 at 17:39

My money is on Kyle Busch, since it’s clear that actually attending a race is not a requirement to be crowned the champion.

Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > ttyymmnn
11/23/2015 at 17:57

Oppo COTD.

Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
11/23/2015 at 17:58

1. Rosberg.

2. Vettel

3. Raikkonen

Curse: Hamilton.

McMike > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
11/23/2015 at 18:34

Kinja'd!!!

FOUND HIM!

jvirgs drives a Subaru > ttyymmnn
11/23/2015 at 18:42

YESSS!

jvirgs drives a Subaru > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
11/23/2015 at 18:43

Q. ROS

1. ROS

2. HAM

3 VET

Curse: Honda

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
11/24/2015 at 00:20

Q. Lewis Hamilton

1. Lewis Hamilton

2. Nico Rosberg

3. Sebastian Vettel

Wheelerguy > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
11/24/2015 at 00:35

Kinja'd!!!

Absolutely fuck this shit of a circuit. I can do better than Tilke. You watch, Arch Duke.

Anyway, I’ll have what you’re having, but no curse, because unlike you, I have mercy.

Wheelerguy > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
11/24/2015 at 00:36

!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
11/24/2015 at 09:25

For the lulz, as they say:

Q ROS

1 ROS

2 HAM

3 VET

StingrayJake > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
11/25/2015 at 00:42

Aiming to maintain a Top 10 finish, but I think Hammy has checked out.

Q. Rosberg

1. Rosberg

2. Hamilton

3. Vettel

jariten1781 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
11/27/2015 at 12:16

Guess I’ll have to get off the lewrosvet train to have a chance...so

Q:Ros

1: Vet

2:Ros

3: Bot

Hoccy > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
11/27/2015 at 15:02

Q: Rosberg
1. Rosberg
2. Hamilton
3. Kimi
C: Kvyat

Hot Takes Salesman > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
11/27/2015 at 15:12

Kinja'd!!!

3creep5me

KnowsAboutCars > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
11/27/2015 at 18:29

Q. Rosberg

1. Vettel

2. Räikkönen

3. Hamilton

Wheelerguy > pip bip - choose Corrour
11/28/2015 at 02:31

Take 5 points off this man!

pirates-ecu > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
11/28/2015 at 02:52

q. hammy

1. lewis
2. Rosberg
3. kimmi

I will finally post pictures of the Bernie tom... shits been nuts. But i promise i will. I will also mail the winner a extra golden Bernie build kit and a flash drive with the raw files from last year.

great year of fun gentleman.... but id be lying if i didn’t say I wanted to go back to back..... Ill have to shoot for 2 out of 3